i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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