ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize