I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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