I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
Randomize