Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I need a beard to bite.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
