Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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