her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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