The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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