If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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