Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
