We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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