Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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