When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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