would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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