everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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