Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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