No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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