she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
