he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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