how can u be prego again
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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