And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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