When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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