Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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