Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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