we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You were trust falling into bushes
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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