Little spoons don't ask big questions
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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