Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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