Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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