The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she peed on how many people?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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