turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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