Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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