They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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