Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Randomize
