But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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