C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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