Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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