I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it glows. i had to have it.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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