Got a toothbrush?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
