So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
You surviving the open bar?
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Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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