Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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