Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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