just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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