Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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