I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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