She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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