At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
So apparently I’m into choking now
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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