party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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