Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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