So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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