I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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