So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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