# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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