She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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