white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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