Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
