So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
another moral hangover. fuck.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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