he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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