Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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