Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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