Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
No subtext here. People are naked.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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