Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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