I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize